smallishbeans

the most amazing content creator who plays minecraft. absolutely amazing minecraft builds and a wonderful, happy personality. he’s just beloved okay?

“whos smallishbeans?” “joel, hes so cool bro”

smallishbeans by amarah(endervsf) September 19, 2021

“It’s a Small World” Rule 

A rule stating that while riding the Its a Small World ride at any Disney park, your party must participate in a deep, serious, and meaningful conversation that lasts the duration of the ride. During the conversation you must be truthful and you cannot refuse to answer anything.

“You can’t lie to me while we’re on this ride because of the “It’s a Small World” Rule.”

“It’s a Small World” Rule by Alexander Slamilton September 18, 2020

small cubicle worker 

Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.

Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.

small cubicle worker by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

Small Penis Humiliation 

A domination fetish where a man is subjected to comments & gestures about the supposed inadequate size of his penis, & because of such his inability to please a woman, which implies his worthlessness as a man.

Terms frequently used during Small Penis Humiliation include: baby carrot, baby cock, baby d, baby dick, Baby Dick Syndrome, Baby Dicked, Baby Weiner, babydick, button dick, dickette, dicklet, dickling, gherkin, Gherkinson's Desease, Inch Worm, LDL, little chode, little d, little dick, little pecker, Little Peen, Little peeps, little penis, little wee wee, little wiener, maggot dick, Micro Penis, minidick, miniweiner, needle dick, one inch wonder, peenie, pindick, Runt Dick, short dick man, short dicked, short [dizzle, short man Johnson, Short Shaft, short stick, small cock, small dick, Small Dick Man, small package, small penis syndrome, small weiner, small-cock, small-dickedness, Teenie Weenie Peenie, tiny, tiny cock, tiny dick, tiny hidding cock, tiny little pecker, tiny little weener., tiny member, Tit Dick, and wee wee

I hate myself for it, but I'm always searching for more Small Penis Humiliation videos.

Small Penis Humiliation by Cocktail Sauce #0 March 12, 2009

Small Town Syndrome 

When a high school couple from a small town gets married quickly after graduation, buys a house, starts a family, and never leaves their hometown.

Person 1: Hey man did you see Jack and Melissa are engaged already?
Person 2: I did see that, they’re getting married 2 months after we graduate.

Person 1: Looks like some people are already getting bit by the small town syndrome but.

Small Town Syndrome by ScringleBop June 25, 2020

a small loan of a million dollars 

A quote said by celebrity Donald Trump, that became a meme very quickly.

It has not been easy for me, my Father gave me a small loan of a million dollars $$$$

a small loan of a million dollars by Legost March 29, 2016

small-town syndrome 

When an individual becomes infatuated with their own reputation and creates a faux following and ego around themselves. This is all undone upon the individual visiting a larger town or city, where they find themselves somewhat unknown and ignored.

Where I come from, everyone knows me.

Who the f*ck are you? Sounds like you got small-town syndrome.

small-town syndrome by petersleeper March 15, 2011