Shrumpling

When you go shracking in your pool and get stuck between the bars in your bed frame and drown.

he was a good man but shracking overcame him and now he is a victim to shrumpling.

by ajd7 August 15, 2019

shrumpel

shrumpel (pronounced shrum-puhl) (both an adjective and noun): A mix of a shrimp and crumpet; often used to describe a piece of pastry that one does not find tasty, but does not want to embarrass or shade the host or hostess

You: That donut was quite shrumple. (in your head: I expected something better)
Host: Thank you?
(In this scenario the host has no idea what shrumple means so do not use this word if he does know this word)
Another example:
You: That shrumpel tasted terrible!
Friend: I know right?
(In this scenario you and your friend ate a literal shrimp crumpet.)

by Catlin368D October 12, 2021

Scrumplefi

To scrumple somebody.

Don't scrumplefi him by looking into his eyes.

by chocolateThundah June 17, 2010

Scrumple

The shorter hairs nearby the temple that refuse to blend with the rest.

"Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"

"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."

"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"

by llamacardigan June 18, 2013

scrumpchidilyumptious

When something taste like fucking oreos inside of heaven

That triple deluxe super caramel hot fudge m&m peanut butter brownie sundae was fucking scrumpchidilyumptious.

by that guy from walmart April 23, 2014

Scrumptabulous

When someone or something is too good to be true or to amazing to exist.

That monkey riding a unicycle is scrumptabulous!

by oface3 January 22, 2017

Scrump

Doing something highly unnecessary. Being annoying

I'm going to write all the emojis in the world!
Your just a scrump if you kick me one more time

by Maditine July 29, 2017