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Schmick

A gathering of human beings with estrogen. Superior to all other forms of a "bro". Also, fantastic singers. And dancers. And actresses. Triple threats, if you will. Schmicks have impeccable fashion sense, usually consisting of sexy hair, awesome shades, and pajama shorts. Schmicks love Hilary Duff. Bro's don't stand a chance!
Bros are not as cool as schmicks.
by schmickgirl August 29, 2010
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schnickelfritz

"The art of finding golf balls, lost by other golfers, in the rough and taking them as your own.

The most profitable way to play golf.
Jim "Hey, Jono, what are you doing in the bushes over there?"

Jono "Dont mind me, im just schnickelfritzing and looking for ducks"
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schmick

Nothing, zero, zilch, syn. for bupkis
by Henry Fnord June 1, 2004
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Schlick Pop

This word is most commonly used to describe the noise that Doug/Louis/Dave's ass makes when G's penis is removed from it.
G: Hey Doug, you ready for a nasty "schlick pop"?
Doug: No, please keep going!
by Jeff Ladd a.k.a. Meatballs December 19, 2004
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schwick

The yellow greenish goo that is known to smell bad and secrete from the genitals of a brrrt.
M: Have you ever seen any other brrrts?
Z: Oh yes plenty, but I don't associate a lot with them because they secrete schwick.
by Heshmey December 23, 2010
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schlick

The opposite of “schlong,” especially when schlong is assumed to imply a normal sized unit.
She said that he didn’t quite have a micro penis, but more of a schlick.
by Gharles May 24, 2018
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Schticking

Are J Lo and Derek Jeter married? No they're just schticking.
by Jeweler03 July 3, 2020
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