schmele

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.

Wow that guy was such a Schmele.

by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

Scholey

A phrase commonly used for when one of the boys does a temporary/permanent unexpected disappearance act due to the arrival of a new lady friend.

Ryan: Where’s Jack today?
Ben: He’s done a Scholey!

by DaaaaaamnSon June 6, 2018

got schooled

Getting out done, out smarted, out witted by someone.

"You have tremendous stamina to speak," said Jay Byrd to his wife. The former diplomat just realised she got schooled by husband-absorbing-too-much-diplomacy when she read between the lines to know it wasn't a compliment and he actually said, "You talk too much."

by SonyaSingh July 5, 2017

schmooler

a goon, a dude, a random male person, freind or employee

Hey schmooler, come over here. Where is that schmooler?

by Matt Story June 10, 2007

Schmoke

The act of getting your penis sucked by a girl

Yoo I just got schmoked by my girlfriend’s sister !!!

by basicbren May 21, 2018

My Schmopee

When being silly is the goal, but with a touch of seriousness, an overdone response Pet Name, typically given in after the first silly Pet name is given.

When she said she was my Squishy, we agreed I had to be Schmopee.

by Scott the Schmoopster September 8, 2005

Schooley

You can also spell it Schooly.
1. Anyone who wears AC/DC shirts and rolls their pack of smokes in their short sleeves.
2. Also any little kid who lives in a complex and runs through the sprinkler naked.

1. That guy over there with the sunglasses and tight shirt over his skinney body sippin' on his McDonalds Coffee and smokin' a fag is such a f**kin' schooley!

2. That girls gotta be like seven, what the Hell is she doin' runnin in the park's public fountain with no shirt on?? F**kin' schooley! I betcha her trailer park mom's a schooley too!

by Boo-yaa! September 26, 2005