Rusty Skinpipe

The act of fucking a girl on her period, getting blood on your dick and having it dry, hence it being "rusty"

Jimmy: I just banged this Russian dyke, but I got blood all over my cock!
Timmy: Did you wash it?
Jimmy: Uhhh, no......
Timmy: Then you got a rusty skinpipe bro

by Crazy374747 September 20, 2016

Rusty Turban

Step 1) eat a spicy middle eastern meal. Preferably one rich in spices of curry, fenugreek and cumin. Step 2) take a shit in a plastic grocery bag. Step 3) sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim. Step 4) Slam the bag of shit over their head while yelling "Jihad to the infidels".

Terrance the rogue U.S. Marine took matters into is own hands by removing the headwear of the Taliban member and replacing with a Rusty Turban

by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010

thrusty rusty

A cock of a gay man, usually use only for penetrating the ass of other men. But once it's in proximity to any female presence, it shrinks to the size of a nano chip. But when men are around, it shoots up like a long range missile.

Willie's thrusty rusty wakes up again after he steps away from those female pole dancers and swimsuit models and bumps into Dave and Edison. Willie is horny now.

by Yang Out w/ my Wang out March 22, 2008

Rusty Blowtorch

Passing gas into another's mouth and subsequently having that person exhale into the flame of a lighter, creating a blowtorch effect. Often peformed as the grand finale to a rusty trombone concerto. Can also be used as a means of ignition for the Amazon Firefighter.
a.k.a. Rusty Flamethrower.

In honor of my birthday, Allison used a rusty blowtorch to light the candles on my cake.

by Guido Sandwich December 7, 2009

rusty chainsaw

Similar to the Vulcan, and the shocker. The rusty chainsaw is the act of penetrating a womans' anus with the entire hand very rapidly. The remnants left on your hand after the act give the "rusty" appearance.

My wife pissed me off the other day so, as revenge when we were going at it doggystyle I gave that bitch the ol' rusty chainsaw. That's why I'm staying in the hotel tonight.

by Smittay September 26, 2007

Rusty Triangle

The fine art of anallingus and clitoral stimulation.

Joe:Tasha do you want a rusty triangle tonight?
Tasha:As long as you don't kiss me afterwards.

by Package69 March 10, 2014

Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating on your computer screen when masturbating. Can be performed intentionally or most times, accidentally. Can result when you don't take care to masturbate at least two inches away from your computer screen.

I performed a rusty snowman and had to take my laptop to Best Buy, but they couldn't fix it.

by shmonroe August 24, 2016