Hay river pipecleaner

repeated ass-to-mouth until the anus has become pure and clean.

Cheryl ran out of toilet paper, so i gave her the hay river pipecleaner.

by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011

butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 8, 2012

mud river

When you pee in her ass whilst she shits on your dick

Got drunk last night and floated down the mud river with your mom

by Mudslides May 8, 2018

South River Colony (SRC)

A wealthy golf course neighborhood in Edgewater, Maryland where any trasher will get the cops called on them in .2 seconds (poor people aren’t excepted here), every kids first car is a bimmer, all often hated by everyone at South River High School for being spoiled. Expect to see lambos on a normal occasion. The neighborhood kids link up like a cult at the courts every night where they get high as a kite or shit faced drunk. but are seen as angels by their parents. The neighborhood drug dealer is a 15 year old girl. “Hey mom i’m going golfing” actually means, i’mma go get shit faced on the course. Dads also get away from there wives to do cocaine on the course or roll a fat ass blunt. SRC is a paradise where everyone likes to get fucked up while keeping it classy at the same time.

“Wow that’s a nice car.” “Yeah, he’s a South River Colony (SRC) kid.”

by Tyler Sadka August 22, 2018

Crossed the Styx river

When someone has fallen asleep in death. The Styx river is a location in Greek mythology. Located in the Underworld, it is a river that serves as a barrier separating the world of the living from the world of the dead.

Larry: "Hey Joe where is our co-worker Kyle? I haven't seen him in a few days, hope he is okay."
Joe: "I hate to break it to ya Larry, but Kyle had crossed the Styx river recently."
Larry: "So Joe went on vacation? Sounds like a chill time if you ask me."
Joe: Sigh..."Kyle has died Larry.... I was at his funeral two days ago. Since his life went a total downward spiral, he must've reasoned it would have been better to do the one way trip down the proverbial Styx river than to be among the land of the living."
Larry: "Damn, I didn't know he was in such a dark place. He seemed to be such a bright & jolly dude. Well, I should pay my respects after work."

by jpjp5454 December 11, 2019

red river

A girl at "that" time of the month.

When the red river flows, take the muddy path.

by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

Rivermount College

the only school to have ever, throughout all of history, to have a troll employed as the principal.

person 1- "dam... you see that troll?"
person 2 - "yeah that used to be the principle of Rivermount College"
person 1 - "for real? that's gotta be a first..."
person 2 - "yeah the one and only"

by amishiam July 14, 2009