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by alexander grandium April 7, 2023
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Present teatimeyatora

A chaotically calm fetus
Brad: what is present teatimeyatora
Chad: a chaotically calm fetus
by ra.un.na April 17, 2022
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Present

the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.
T:Juan!
J:Present!
wowwwww what a cool present

yeah, "ow ow my hands"
by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022
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Hobo present

a gift, and/or artical of clothing left for a home bum aka hobo, to find.
Someone left their shirt in my car. Sounds like a hobo present!

I just found an awsome hobo present!
by Anthony Josafiend August 24, 2009
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Chirstmas eve presents

santa come that early???
I got my chirstmas eve presents

HOW ALR?
by Weird Word Dictionary December 23, 2021
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Big sis present

AirPods are what big sisters deserve ,they NEED airpods
by Yhhh1737 May 16, 2022
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signal present

A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.
That hoodie she got him was more of a signal present since she's the one wearing it.
by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023
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