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pre-feast

The act of eating a moderate and inexpensive meal prior to eating at an expensive restaurant in order avoid ordering a full portion; thus saving money, fulfilling your hunger and enjoying a quality meal.
Friends: Hey lets go out to eat at Gratzi Italian Bistro!
You: Sounds good, but I'm gonna pre-feast with some McChicken sandwiches first. I'll meet you there in a bit.
by waggy04 June 17, 2009
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pre-grease

The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"

"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
by tokyotapes October 30, 2009
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Pre-anger

Where one feels anger at someone for doing something without having any evidence that that person has actually done it
Guy 1: Fuck, your philadelphia cheese has been moved in the fridge, it's now stashed with Playford's stuff
Guy 2: What the fuck? What a dick, why did he move it, I bet he ate some of it
Guy 3: Cool it with the pre-anger dawg
by Blargle Margle April 8, 2011
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pre-rollin'

the act of pre-rolling your joint for a special occasion, I.E: Christmas.
hey kylie, i've been pre-rollin' all day so we've got ready joints for christmas!
by SierraBRAAAH December 24, 2010
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pre-cougescent

A woman who is not quite ready to date a cub, shop at Chico's and embrace her cougar nature.
I don't want to go see that classic rock cover band; the audience will be full of cougars and I'm pre-cougescent.
by etothem June 9, 2011
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pre-jizz

Billy: My pre-jizz is making my cock go smoothly

Cindy: Yes I love it
by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014
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pre-equity

NOUN

pre-equity, is a reactionary theory to the prevailing view point amongst many within society, who maintain that. The value and worth of an individuals life within society, must be determined and thus measured exclusively in accordance with ones economical, materialistic and productive value to society. pre-equity theory, maintains that, If the life of an individual within society, is only to be valued thus limited only to ones materialistic thus economical worth..As opposed to the principle that, life ( All ) life is by essence on its own merits priceless. Then in a materialistic stand point, the value and worth of a persons life within society must be assessed and determined based upon the prodigious sums of resources and time that which has been invested in the raising, nurturing and ultimately educating a single individual from the time of Birth until ones reaching adulthood.

Therefore, ones material value should not be assessed or determined based on any current or immediate monetary or economical standing or repute..But rather, that it should be ascertained and therefore evaluated upon a pre-equitable standing, thus established in a pass tense which was achieved over a long period of time.
Marks value and worth to society, can be determined based on the pre-equity value of all material and monetary costs that which was invested in his raising, nurturing and educating from the time of his birth to adulthood.
by Baron Neville September 7, 2016
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