potatotarian 

Someone who is too intelligent to pay a monthly fee for memes.

If those potatotarians don't sign up for my Patreon, I am going to have to evolve my tactics.

potatotarian by LMPM Mayor's Club October 7, 2019

Potassium

Another way of saying "K" in a sassy way on AIM or Facebook.

Potassium = K on periodic table

Moi: Yo i cant go to dinner with you anymore i have other plans.
Alexis: Potassium Asshole.

Potassium by hehehehehwhoami January 9, 2011

couch potato 

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

couch potato by Light Joker January 18, 2005

charlie potatoes 

Charlie Potatoes is an old British and American slang term for a man who is on top of the world in terms of either money or popularity. In the film "The Defiant Ones," the escaped convict John "Joker" Jackson (Tony Curtis) fantasizes about a time when he will be rich and popular, calling himself "Charlie Potatoes" when he talks about it.

"I'm gonna buy me a pair of buckskin shoes, with a brand-new suit and a silk shirt. And I'll be Charlie Potatoes, comin' down the street, with a Panama hat and a good-lookin' gal."

charlie potatoes by Big Swami September 22, 2007

potato 

A word used by some people to describe themselves in a humorous way. Generally used by girls with low self-esteem who think they aren't attractive and/or cute enough to make guys, especially their crushes, interested in them. Most of the time girls who call themselves potato are decent-looking, or even considerably cute and adorkable, so their greatest shortcoming is their lack of confidence.

For extra humour and to blunt the edge of the perceived self-loathing, these girls might add the Japanese word "kawaii" (cute, adorable, lovely) to the term, making it "kawaii potato". This might be accompanied by a drawing of a potato with a cute-looking face similar to what can be seen in drawings by fans of anime.

Not-so-confident girl: I hoped senpai would notice me today, but then I remembered I'm a potato...

Shy girl: Well, I'm a potato. A kawaii potato!

potato by Rev01Yeti July 30, 2015

Did you record this with a potato? 

When people post videos of extremely bad quality on Youtube, commentators sometimes post a question asking, “Did you record this with a potato?” This questions how the video poster ever even thought that his video was youtube worthy; videos that receive this comment are often heavily pixellated, corrupted, excessively blurry, or constantly contain text that’s too small to see.

In these comments the word potato is often replaced with something else, for example calculator..

Guy 1: *Shows a video with bad quality*
Guy 2: "Did you record this with a potato?"

Did you record this with a potato? by SParwa August 23, 2011

potato packer 

Gay guy from Idaho. Usually Shaynes himself to MD with potatoes up his ass Stone.

That potato packer got searched at the airport because they thought it was a bomb.

potato packer by Mokanutz420 October 3, 2010