plonder

Deciding which part of your partner’s body to first touch with your mouth.

Snoop had so many choices to plonder after checking out Tiffany’s amazing body. Did he want to start on her large tits, fine booty, or vagina?

by JasperBucket October 10, 2017

pladder

explosive diarrhea ejected from the rectum

Guy 1: "dude, simon and jack just pladdered all over sofia's face!"
Guy 2: "thats so hot."

by black doodle April 17, 2010

plodge

Something sticky, a glutinous excretion of the sort you sometimes put your hand in and wonder what is. Similar to milge but thicker, stickier, gloopier and less identifiable.

Oh my God, there's some sort of plodge down th front of my shirt

by evil hippy June 13, 2004

Plodders

To make people become hobos or to not know long words and act far thicker than you actually are. To look pretty with curly hair yet also with straight

I can't believe she just ploddersed Rosie :O

by kiwishe1 June 12, 2011

poadz

Ass, as in getting some ass.

Broadz and poadz are my two favorite things in life.

by Alex Torres January 5, 2004

Plead the second

Delaying a household task because you need to take a shit (go number two).

“I don’t have time to mow the fucking lawn right now — I have to plead the second.”

by Walter Perkiss April 13, 2020

Plodette

(UK) A nickname for a female police officer. Comes from the word 'plod' which came from Noddy as a nickname for policemen.

That plodette beat me over the head with a baton and arrested me. :(

by Yayayayay whatever December 31, 2010