Panker

A large chodethat turns a light purple when erect. The discharge or jizz is hot pink as well.

Dude 1: aw I'm sooo bummed.
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks

by your majesties sogginess February 21, 2017

Hanky Panky

Doing the dirty deed with someone. Hanky panky is a pleasant and less grotesque way of saying boning your lovah.

"Me and my lover did the Hanky Panky last night. It was da bomb."

by ShmoopieDoopie2345 December 17, 2008

panking

Having a wank in a public place.

"Say Stephanie, i think i may go for a little pank in the park tonight"
"Hmmm sounds good, just make sure you don't get caught Fiona"
"No worries pal, I always burry myself in the bush when i'm panking"

by Dundonian Home Slice August 1, 2008

phanatic

A person who is obsessed with the novel/musical/movie The Phantom of the Opera, especially with the titular character Erik.

Maggie, a true phantom phanatic, had to listen to the OBC every night before she could fall asleep.

by Ponine January 9, 2007

Panko

Mainly associated with Japanese bread crumbs this word originated as something people would call a Japanese woman's crusty Vagina. In the early 1940's this word was used by US soldiers to describe the vagina of many brothel workers and older women they would pay to sleep with. After World War II this was used all over the United States as a derogatory term for any Asian woman because of the attack on Pearl Harbor. Now in the 2000's Panko has resurfaced as a common term used among many white people who think they're Asian and many White males who screw Asian women for the orignal use, The Crusty Japanese Vagina.

1940's: " The old Asian woman I was courting had a very Panko vagina"- Anonymous U.S. Soldier

After WWII: 1. "Did you see that Panko? She was actually fucking hot!"

2."So? Do you like your Panko Old? or do you like your Panko before the grass grows?"

2000's:1. "Man! Your old lady got naked at the party and showed off her damn Panko." - White Teen who thinks he's Asian talking about a Mexican Woman.

2." You might want to wash yourself so you don't have a Panko." -Anonymous White Male

by Crusty Peas October 28, 2012

phanboy

A person who is so misinformed that they will go to extreme lengths in order to defend the phantom console.

One such reported case was not visiting dying kin.

"I have way better things to do at the moment like to run down to the hospital to see if my grandpa is alive, i was due long ago but i got caught up trying to defend a business needing a chance." -Said after debating prophantom.

by Parasite January 15, 2004

pankaces

a delightful treat, light and fluffy. almost like a pancake but not quite. they generally are purple and taste of bubblegum

Those pankaces are amazing!

by stardazedash August 22, 2011