A person who is so misinformed that they will go to extreme lengths in order to defend the phantom console.
One such reported case was not visiting dying kin.
"I have way better things to do at the moment like to run down to the hospital to see if my grandpa is alive, i was due long ago but i got caught up trying to defend a business needing a chance." -Said after debating prophantom.
A person who is single-mindedly convinced that a certain product from a certain company (usu. video games) is poor quality. This person is usually so closed-minded that the only way to really get the point across is to make fun of the word fanboy. Derived from the words fanboy and "pan", which aside from its more common definition means to harshly criticize. Initially invented for the purpose of protecting Nintendo and anime fans from being called fanboys when they really aren't, though it is not just for their use and can definitely be used against them, if done properly.
"Anime sucks even though I've only seen five minutes of one episode of Dragon Ball Z!"
"Get lost, panboy."
Batting for the pinkteam while looking/acting absolutely fabulous. Often characterized by a dressing well, constant blinking, and a self-imposed speech impediment.
" Hey look at that PHAMboyant twink next to the rack of skinny jeans at J. Crew. Don't you want to do him?"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."