A method for consuming drugs in powder form. Toilet paper is used to create a very small pocket where the drugs are placed, twisted and subsequently swallowed. Less commonly, the parachute may be inserted into the anus or vagina, typically during coitus.
Dirtbag 1: Bro, you know I can't snort that my nose is blown out.
Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
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My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.
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when a sex partner was so good, you want to throw a parade in their sexual-greatness-honor.. used expecially within dyke circles
by miss mikie November 25, 2009
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A friend pointed out he disliked obnoxious owners of sports bikes and Harley's equally. I pointed out the sports bike guys make less noisy. Also they will be ten miles down the road when the average Harley guy is just getting started with his parade mode of racket. He agreed.
Riding a bicycle 12mph in a 30 zone I passed a C5 Corvette in parade mode. Half mile later he was still going 10 miles per hour.
Riding a bicycle 12mph in a 30 zone I passed a C5 Corvette in parade mode. Half mile later he was still going 10 miles per hour.
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Get the para mug.An astronomical band of penile organs congregated in a confined area fighting for the rights of vaginal penetration.
by C-K-L November 28, 2007
Get the penis parade mug.Paracausality is a category used to refer to abilities, events or entities which seem to violate causality (i.e. the principle that all effects must have a preceding cause, to precede casualty). It is also commonly referred to as "magic".
The complex nature of quantum physics feels paracausal to those without understanding of the subject.
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