A father who works at a takeaway who can't afford the least expensive item on that takeaway's menu even though they just worked two 16 hour shifts...
by Theoriesforyou, October 28, 2019
Get the Paradise Pizzamug. The Genesis story is literally the story of a thing becoming it's opposite Johnathan. Even if it is describing the nature of reality (Which it isn't), the story IS that the nature of reality WAS ONE WAY... And BECAME ANOTHER WAY.... And now that former nature of reality is closed of to humanity and guarded by a flaming sword monster. So according to your book reality CAN be anothy way.
Hym "You are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. I have no idea why Jordan is obsessed with you. It has to be some kind of faggot shit. Really. Genesis is the act of the incest cult kicking people out of society UP TO AND INCLUDING their own kids. You do what 'God' says (Which is just their own delusional interpretation of a farce) or they cast you out of paradise and leave you for dead. And it IS arbitrary, Johnathan. Because it's just the whim of whatever CHARLATAN is READING THEIR OWN MORALITY IN TO THE BOOK. Like if the charlatan is a crybaby bitch, he might do something like this and USE YOU ALL AS MEAT SHIELDS TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM HIM. And then when I start hacking into your children (because they are the first line of defense) he can deny all culpability. Hold on, let's see if Alex gets this one. I'm at the point where Jonathan says 'reality can't be any other way' even though the story says it CAN AND WAS. Let's see if Alex can get this."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
Get the Paradisemug. very cool YouTuber, makes 8-bit songs and has been featured on another YouTubers channel recently (fandroid music group, a pretty big one)
is also my son. I love it when he calls me daddy
is also my son. I love it when he calls me daddy
person 1:have you heard 8-bit paradise's newest song? it's pretty good right?
Person 2:no, I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm sure he's great
Person 2:no, I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm sure he's great
by Szamas July 9, 2019
Get the 8-bit Paradisemug. Sal Paradise is the main character in the beatnik novel "On the Road" by famous American writer Jack Kerouac. Sal is a young man, who, being sort of a star-strucked by his new friend Dean Moriarty, decides to travel through America with him in search for, as said in the first chapter 'girls, visions, everything'. Wandering throught the streets of the USA and Mexico, Sal faces many different people, finds love, adventures, gets drunk on life, listens to jazz, hitchhikes, and, mostly admires everything. There is some kind of sadness to the character too, but it's more of a bitter-sweet type, as he's always searching for something more, because he is amazed by the crazy and excited people he meets, the new stars of America in the 50s, who for him are the only people that are worth going after. He's the narrator of the story, which is believed to be some sort of a biography of the writer. The same character, which is Kerouac himself, appears in others of his novels by different names- Ray, Jack, etc.
by Nathaniel Flint January 11, 2022
Get the Sal Paradisemug. «Are you drunk?»
«Yes, but im living in the pastime paradise»
«How u doing?»
«Im doing good, because im living in the pastime paradise»
«Yes, but im living in the pastime paradise»
«How u doing?»
«Im doing good, because im living in the pastime paradise»
by user336969 April 7, 2022
Get the Pastime Paradisemug. Some Faggot ass truck group out of Alabama that only has big loud shitboxes that break down. with somebodies dad constantly chaperoning his son which is the “leader” of the truck group.
“Here comes Paradise Kingz.”
“How’d you know?”
“I can see somebodies dad in the truck.”
“Is that Paradise Kingz?”
“Yep.”
“Sigh... what a bunch of faggots.”
“How’d you know?”
“I can see somebodies dad in the truck.”
“Is that Paradise Kingz?”
“Yep.”
“Sigh... what a bunch of faggots.”
by SomeMarineGuy October 27, 2021
Get the Paradise Kingzmug. A fictional virus named for the band "Paradise Kills" Which is a 2023 American metalcore/alternative rock band.
by yo momma LOL LOLLnot funny?, k July 28, 2023
Get the paradise virusmug.