Clench and Break

Modern self defense tactic in which the person clenches their anus and moves abruptly to break or neutralize any object inside of it

I had no idea what to do so I did a clench and break

by gdabul March 15, 2021

Break the truth

Breaking the truth to someone means telling someone the truth as it is, usually, you are being blunt about it. I've heard it being used but it's not on here.

Just break the truth to them, it will hurt them more if you let them live in a lie.

by Mediocer at life July 29, 2023

Breaking Up

The worst frigging thing in the world. When a couple breaks up. When your bf/gf becomes an ass and you stop talking to them.

God breaking up sucks!

We're breaking up.

OMFG UR SUCH AN ASS

by Nora Moore January 24, 2009

Breaking Benjamin

The best band ever, honestly, im not kidding, go out and listen to them, NOW!

"did you go to the Breaking Benjamin show last night?" "yeah man, i swear there the best band ever!"

by Minolta March 23, 2004

Anus Break

1. To take a break from what one is doing and go to the restroom.
2. To achieve a "BM" and revel in it.
3. Particularly refreshing and satisfying bowel movement.

I ate way too much crab meat, I need to go sit on the toilet and take an anus break. Ahhhh.

by Flash Portrait November 16, 2006

Squeeze Break

A well timed bowel movement generally held as close to the end of one's work shift as possible. Performed to kill off as much of the last half hour of work as possible by defecating and rendering your asshole boss with little recourse.

Gary made it s point each day to take a Squeeze Break. His boss was wise, but there was nothing he could do. You gotta shit, you gotta shit.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

jerk break

A break period used to go masturbate because you're aroused or your mind is preoccupied with sex. Typical among males. Jerk breaks are usually taken during periods of light physical activity and intense brain activity such as studying for a midterm, writing an essay, reading a book for your book report, filling out tedious income tax forms, or what have you.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.

Man I've been reading this same fucking page for fifteen minutes and I've got a big boner and can't concentrate. I think this calls for a jerk break. JERK BREAK!

Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?

by RC May 3, 2006