MOPPED

A feeling of tiredness, you can diss someone with it

Your outfit is really mopped

by really er rerer April 30, 2025

faux mouplée

French for fake muppet fur or pelt.

"Did you happen to notice that woman's shawl? What do you suppose it's made from?"

"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."

by YumiSpewns December 19, 2014

Buchanan Mapplebeck

When girl isn't good enough for you so you decide you identify as a IKEA shopping bag

"Jim why don't you have a girlfriend yet"
"I am a Buchanan Mapplebeck"

by IKEA BOIII November 6, 2019

Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.

I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

by ererueru July 22, 2020

aggressive mopper

A guy named Matthew that uses a swiffer mop to clean tables and hits people in the face and stomachs without realizing it.

Matthew is an aggressive mopper.

by ibxwigiwoi September 14, 2020

mouth mopped

Fucking someone in the ass then pulling out and having poop on the tip of your dick. Then proceeding to wipe it all over the lips of their mouth

Damn! Pa just mouth mopped Bob bad!

by MGD 1 January 6, 2024

Fetid moppet

1. A person who lets their work-self get in the way of their outside life, possibly resulting in a public outburst in a room of their peers.

2. Something your wealthy father might call you.

3. A stinky child.

Disappointed, my father looked at me and uttered only two words with scorn, "fetid moppet". All I could say back in acknowledgement was "father".

by eelbucket February 17, 2025