beat the monkey

Jacking off; Male masturbation.

I am going to stay home and beat the monkey.

by thisismoi January 13, 2008

got them monkey nuts

Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.

My Glock got them monkey nuts

by GotShh? July 6, 2014

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006

Cave monkey

A racist term for white people. Dealing with how whites are from Neanderthals.

Your a fucking cave monkey

by Casscia646 September 5, 2017

monkey rubber

A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.

This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.

number 1: "Did you hear about Dave?"

number 2: "Yeah i know turns out he's a monkey rubber."

by sir david attenborough the 2nd January 10, 2008

jerkoff monkey

Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.

"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes for me!"

by A great person with a big load April 7, 2008

Monkey

The best Animals in existence and the rulers of the universe

Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- September 30, 2020