The cutest and sweetest person you will ever meet. Anybody who has any form of Milk in her/his name is a legend and shall be treated like royalty. They've been through a lot in life but still continue to be bubbly and cheerful. A true role model.
*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested *Mom*: I can explain...