Milk

What your mom thought he was getting when he left the house...

*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...

by _mxmq June 01, 2020

Cringers

Tiktok users.

Gay Dude 1: UH~~ Aough maiy gAUD, *faint uh~*. Tiktok is like sO aMAIzng. Uh~
Gay Dude 2: I Kneow rAIGHt~ UUH~.
Straight Cultured Chad Man: Cringers. *glance*...
Crowd of Women: *die*

by _mxmq April 29, 2022