mulk

acronym used to describe an ugly person, stands for "Messed Up Looking Kid"

"Did you see that kid with the huge ears? He's a real mulk."

by WWJBD November 26, 2006

mulk

A very cool guy who posts on the aquabats forum.

Mulk is so cool, I want to wet myself!

by Totally Batty July 09, 2004

mulk

First, you need a friend and a shovel. Go to the cemetary and dig up a freshly buried woman. Put your mouth on her vagina and have your friend jump on her stomach. Drink whatever comes out.

Dude, I can't believe you mulked my Grandma. Not cool dude, Not cool...

by Crabbnugga April 05, 2005

mulk

South African interpretation of milk.

I'd like sum mulk in my tea

by panjee wigs September 10, 2003

mulk

Misused prenounciation of the work Milk. For those people with learning difficulties this can be the hardest word in the enslish dictionary to pronounce.

I going to mulk the cows then i'm going to mulk the goats, then I shall have some breakfast with some cold mulk.

by Bender Oronson September 12, 2003

Mulk

To draw milk from a cow.

I mulk the cow

by Driftmulker August 29, 2018

Mulk

A combination of Money and Hulk, used to describe a person who is throwing money around when angry or upset, like hulking out

Ooh, rich boy Mulk ordered some fancy new pants because he spilt salsa on his! Or...Mulk called in a contractor for a whole new bathroom due to the sound of that faucet drippping!

by Chester the bubble getter April 29, 2021