Malk

Malk is any "milk" that is not from animal sources. Milk from animal sources like Cow or Goat is REAL milk! Milk from plant sources such as soy or almond is "milk" or fake milk or Malk. Milk is nutritious while Malk is far less nutritious. You can't feed malk to a baby, or they'll die of malnutrition. They need Cow's Milk, Formula, Goat's Milk, or their Mom's breast milk. Cheese from non animal sources is Chez while yogurt from non animal sources is yofurt.

Idiot mangina: Look at me! I'm drinking Almond Milk!
Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk!

Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk!

Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023

Malk

Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse

Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!

by t0nyz April 26, 2007

Malk

When you ejaculate too hard and some cum comes out after you already came.

Whoa my girl just ate my malk

by JP Wollner January 07, 2021

Malk

Man milk.

The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.

Oh my God, that girl yesterday sure loved it when I gave her a mouthful of my warm malk.

I'm so sure that my malk got her pregnant.

by click25 May 31, 2009

Malk

The complete state of cosiness and enjoyment

e.g "I'm all malk now !"

by Mellowman15 August 19, 2009

Malk

Malk = Man + Talk

A time where you and your bro's can talk about any topic that will never fall onto girl ears

Man 1: We need to have a Malk.

Man 2: Alright

Man 1: I so cheated on my girlfriend last night at the club..

Man 2: Malk?
Man 1: Yes.

by Siegfried & Roy June 28, 2010

Malk

The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, technicolour yawning, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.

when I was sick I Malk-ed on my pillow and woke up with stinky hair...

by MichaelDriver August 01, 2008