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Annoying midget

Small idiotic people who are irrelevant to this world.
An annoying midget roamed the streets looking for someone’s time to waste
by Winston1234 April 17, 2019
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purple midget

Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple
If you don't stop taking my pencils i'm going to purple midget you
by awesomeis9 June 15, 2018
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Mud Midget

After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.
I had a mud midget after having anal sex with my girlfriend.
by Shirtman22 February 18, 2020
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Belgium Midget

In the midst of slamming a girl doggie style, when she least expects it, you pull out and shove your pecker dick in her asshole, only to achieve just the tip (hence the belgium midget) before she donkey kicks you in the chest. Because truly, "Oops wrong hole" is not an accident...
Katie B: That ma-fucka Tyrone attempted to try the Belgium Midget again last night!

Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?

Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...
by misty mae September 21, 2012
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Midget meter

by Flynn b November 17, 2022
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rusty midget

A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!
Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!
by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016
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crimp midget

a young child walking with his mom through the store is a crimmp midget. a car with a carseat or booster seat is a crimp midget mobile
by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010
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