air mattress 

An Air Force slut. Particularly used by personnel from other branches of the US armed forces for a female airman who has sex with a lot of people from other branches of the armed forces.

SSgt Slatternly did a train of 15 Marines last weekend!

What a fuckin' air mattress!

air mattress by ex-phase-shark December 30, 2007

Crack Mattress 

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

Crack Mattress by Ooookay December 18, 2008

air mattress 

flight attendant - refers to slut potential of jobs which involve travel

"the stewardess has a guy in every city - what an air mattress"

air mattress by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

virgin mattress 

1. A brand-new bed, unsoiled by you, whoever might have owned it first, and anyone who may have previously "visited" it.
2. What you need to purchase if your bed is older than you are.

Yeah, I think it's time for a virgin mattress.

virgin mattress by lander88 November 9, 2010

brown mattress 

A mattress in the Figueroa residence that breaks your spine and keeps you in pain for weeks.

I slept on the brown mattress last night and my back was sore for weeks!

brown mattress by someonefromglassboro December 29, 2016

St. Mattress worshipper 

adj.
A person who sleeps in on Sunday morning, especially if they do so to skip church.

Jamie is a total St. Mattress worshipper.

St. Mattress worshipper by Koby_Fish August 21, 2007

Air Mattress 

A term regarding the sex of people who are 'just friends' at a slumber party or sleepover party.

The term originally described the mattress these people would sleep on, but now more generally describes the practice of two friends having sex while retaining the image of being just friends.

The term was originally coined by Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band in their song Air Mattress.

Jenny and Craig slept on the air mattress last night.

Dave: "Craig man, you and Jenny are sleeping on an air mattress? NICCEE"

Air Mattress by Vitus17 October 13, 2009