virgin mattress

1. A brand-new bed, unsoiled by you, whoever might have owned it first, and anyone who may have previously "visited" it.
2. What you need to purchase if your bed is older than you are.

Yeah, I think it's time for a virgin mattress.

by lander88 November 09, 2010

zombieitis

What happens when you don't get enough sleep. Many nights without rest result in you becoming a "zombie," or getting Zombieitis. Zombieitis can be cured by repeatedly getting a good night's sleep.

I haven't slept in weeks, I think I've got Zombieitis.

by lander88 May 03, 2011