Magicianing

When you're not busy with anything but still willfully ignoring messages

"You're literally doing nothing, STOP MAGICIANING ME!"

by AutisticYandere March 14, 2026

magicandstunts

the hottest and sexist magician in the whole wide world i want u so bad pls marry me

“hey did you see magicandstunts’s show yesterday”

“yeah, he hot af”

by chivez February 12, 2025

Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

Pivot Magician

A term used in Skateboarding; someone who is a Pivot Magician is someone who ALWAYS lands his skateboard tricks pivoted.

see that kid Albert over there? He's the Pivot Magician. he can't skate right.

by YOU MAD MO February 20, 2011

Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass

I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

Bone magician

He who controls the bones is considered a bone magician.

I wanted to be a spectacular necromancer but everyone calls me a lousy bone magician.

by YeastyBoy October 19, 2020

Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars

Jake is such a Bullshit Magician

by Youxoli October 25, 2020