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Ass Lotion

When you fill your girlfriend/ wife’s asshole full of lotion and begin a pounding; after you cum, you take that same lotion and rub it all over her body.
Hey babe, do you want some of that ass lotion tonight?
by StinkyPinky69 June 21, 2021
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lotionize

the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.
by poo licker October 2, 2003
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lotion

mullets, suit jackets and ripped jeans, usually go's to toni and guy for an obscure 80's haircut.
by Craig March 10, 2004
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lotiony

a strong lotion-like aroma

slimy lotion texture possibly making it difficult to grip items such as opening a screw top lid
when you put lotion on your hands before smelling it and then realize it smells like something your grandma would wear..it smells lotiony
by mcubed23 January 24, 2012
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*sighs* grabs lotion

idk neither help ahh so like yh but like srly can someone explain
person 1 hi
person 2 *sighs* grabs lotion
by yoongisrighttiddie August 7, 2020
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lotion

"What u doin?"
"makin some lotion ;)"
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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Lotitude

1)A slight feeling of gratitude to win back money wasted on a non-jackpot lottery ticket. 2)Winning back some, but not all, money wasted on lottery games resulting in a feeling of gratitude that you did not get completely fucked by the lottery.
I had to come to work today because I didn't win the fucking lottery! But I did manage to get some lotitude.
by Chokaho2 February 25, 2009
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