Lightning Thighs

The opposite of thunder thighs.

Thighs that are skinny and muscular. Never jiggle.

Person 1: what is the opposute of thunder thighs

Person 2: idk lighting things

Person 1: what do you mean by that?

Person 2: i mean thunder thighs jiggle, but lightning thighs are muscular and never jiggle.

Person 1: what?!?!?!

Person 2: I am totally gonna put that on urban dictionary

by Dilligaf ismdiabod July 27, 2019

lightning cannon

a stupid edit of banisher with kick all on .PlayerRemoving or something idk
lightning cannon تاني بزاف الماء البارد في الطريق يحبسو في الماء ني هادي الدنيا ما

"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
lightning cannon is a shitty poopoo but original in a way

by poolstealer December 8, 2020

Lightning sleeve

A really fast paced wank

Alex was horny but needed to leave in 5 mins so he had a lightning sleeve

by Chadathon January 26, 2022

lightning bean

A lightning bean is any form of drug that makes you do the craziest shit , more commonly in pill form

- Joshua $uavé

she’s on hella lightning beans

by $heluvsbindi March 16, 2023

lightning backstroke

You’re hitting it from the back, you taze her in the stomach.

Last night me and my girlfriend tried the lightning backstroke, lets hust say we’re no longer together and have a court hearing on Monday

by Professor Cliterous May 8, 2023

Zeus' Lightning

When one male lays on his back and has one girl riding his shwong while fingers one on each side. There is also one female who he is eating out. (For full effect do while thunderstorm is going on)

Jim: Dude, Grant got so lucky last night, he pulled Zeus' lightning!

Ryan: Are you Joking?!?

by shlock84 March 11, 2011

vaginal lightning

When you have spasms and needle pains in your vagina, akin to electric shock

This vaginal lightning hurts so much it feels like I have a car battery hooked up to my cooter!

by Vicepresidentmikepencw May 27, 2017