Tea Kettle

Noun; A women, generally small in stature, who is so attractive, she is "hotter than a tea kettle."

Can also be shortened to "Kettle", or if she is being refered to as part of a group and/or race, she can be called "Teakellian."

I met a bunch of tea kettles at the club last night.

One of her friends was beat, but the other was a little kettle.

This girl's ass was speaking teakellian to me last night.

by Encore21 July 19, 2010

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.

Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

Kettle

A collection of porn in any form. As you would say a "flock" of sheep you say a "kettle" of porn. However kettle can be used on its own with the same effect.

Farmer Jess: I have a chicken kettle at home, would you like some?
Dr Jamie: No, i prefer male kettles to be honest.
(this shows Farmer Jess is very into animal sex and Jamie is homosexual :D)

by Morrison Fraser March 5, 2008

brown kettle

The act of dunking one's scrotum in and out of another person's splayed anus, a relative of teabag and teabagging.

He was rolled back on his neck with his legs around his head, and I stood over him, and we busted out the brown kettle.

Baby, let's do the brown kettle tonight.

by Zimbabwe November 26, 2004

kettlehead

A person whos head has, by some unfortunate misshap taken the form of an electric jug style kettle.

"Look at the state of that Kettlehead"
(Pointing at South African pace bowler, Shaun Pollock)

by The DIY Legend October 4, 2006

Blackest Tea Kettle

Someone who brags and/or is so egotistical, they purposely place themselves in a disatvantage in order to show there "the best". Usually always useing "I" in the beginning of a sentence.

Mike: I dont need friends like other people do, I am the best.
Julio: Man, you are the Blackest Tea Kettle i know.

by CosmicRey July 9, 2011

Kettle

Usually a Subaru that has been done up by a know it all rev head until it sounds like granny's old kettle when it changes into 3rd gear.

Have you heard matts car I don't know what he's done to it but oh boi it's a kettle.

by Sendysquad April 19, 2018