Kettlehead 

Some one who has no idea ie empty as a empty kettle.

Mate,your a kettlehead

Kettlehead by Rmt147 February 23, 2018

kettlehead 

A person whos head has, by some unfortunate misshap taken the form of an electric jug style kettle.

"Look at the state of that Kettlehead"
(Pointing at South African pace bowler, Shaun Pollock)

kettlehead by The DIY Legend October 4, 2006

kettle head 

Dumber than a dumbass

(guy looking at a cheat code) whered i put that code???

(me)YOUR LOOKING AT IT FRIGGEN KETTLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kettle head by Forrest Coleman July 23, 2006

kettle head 

A beacon of spectacular brilliance, inspiring love and hope, in an otherwise seemingly cold and dark world. Has the ability to illuminate your perspective and enhance your imagination.

What a gloriously wonderful kettle head!

kettle head by Tf February 10, 2014

Jack Kettlehat 

Jack Kettlehat is a massive nonce with a very small pp

Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’

Jack Kettlehat by TopShagger42069 June 9, 2020