When a headset on Xbox LIVE makes a high pitched sound and the user who is causing the noise can't hear it.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)

Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.

The act of covering the tip of your dick with your thumb to hold back a load of cum. Then releasing your thumb and spraying the face of your partner.

Noun; A women, generally small in stature, who is so attractive, she is "hotter than a tea kettle."

Can also be shortened to "Kettle", or if she is being refered to as part of a group and/or race, she can be called "Teakellian."

A lawyer that sings pornographic love songs in a falsetto voice.