klickometer

A mash-up of the words "klick" and "kilometer". It is redundant, since klick is already a slang variant used to shorten the word kilometer.

Could also be spelled: klickometre, for our brethren north o' the border.

The nearest MickyDonald's is about twenty klickometers away.

by SinDonor dammit February 18, 2011

knock your cock off

To be so surprised/astonished/amazed/intense that your cock is knocked off.

That tentacle porn will knock your cock off.

by Who are you? GTFO of here! July 17, 2014

knock the dog down

To masturbate. (Male)

Wife came home early, I couldn't even knock the dog down.

by durdencheins June 20, 2017

kcock

it means suck my ass

you can kcock me

by rianthadon February 2, 2018

Klackers

A hand-made dice and number game manufactured in Durango Colorado. The game is made of wormy-maple wood and features a boxed area where the dice are rolled, with individual wooden numbers from 1 to 9. A minimum of 2 players (there is no maximum amount of players) each take a turn rolling the dice; after each roll the player will take down the numbers that were rolled. For example, if player 1 rolls a 6, the player can take down the number 6, or a combination thereof, like the numbers 2 and 4, so long as the numbers taken down match what was rolled. The player will continue to roll until there are no more number combinations available; whatever number combinations are left are added up, and that is that players score. The goal of the game is to score the lowest point possible; if you score a zero you "klack." Every other player in the round will then proceed to roll; lowest score or a “klack” wins. If there’s a tie, the “two-tie, all-tie” rule kicks in and everyone Klacks again!

I was in Durango Colorado and played Klackers

by Lester Bongs October 27, 2018

Knock His Block Off

To hit someone, usually in the face. In this case, "block" is referring to a person's head and you are going to hit then so hard that there head would fall off if not attached!

If that dude over there wolf whistles at my girl again, I swear I'm going to go over and knock his block off

by IKnowTheLingo June 12, 2020

cum knocker

when whoever is eating cum knocks it back in their throat for a swallow.

That bitch I was with swalloed shes a motherfukin' cum knocker.

by REN12335 March 1, 2009