Killin' a tree

When you drink a sixer of beerand stack the cans up pyramid style reassembling a tree.

Friend: "yo whatchu up to mang?"

You: "not much, just Killin' a tree"

by Jhendricks August 28, 2017

snape-killing

Killing someone (usually in a book or movie) to deceive your dark overlord that you are they're ultimate agent.

damn he just keeps snape-killing everyone

by joey is a hoey May 5, 2016

Snape-killing

Decieving the enemy by killing ones ally.

Do you remember the time Jon Snow 'Snape-killing' Qhorin Half-Hand?

by Lupius May 11, 2016

Killing Midgets

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.

"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"

by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004

Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.

"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

team killing fucktard

when u kill ur cohorts, team mate, or distraction. AKA, caboose from Red vs. blue

Tucker: You killed Church you team killing fucktard!!!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 2, 2005