(n) 1. A place where people (now known as 'creepers') can let out their secrets about the Jonas Brothers. Modeled after Post Secrets.
2. Used to be a great place, but now is full of crazy psychopaths who don't know what the fuck they are talking about anymore.
3. A facebook group that people use to worship Candis Leigh and Nichole Honer
4. A place full of noobz
5. 5 too many groups on facebook
2. Used to be a great place, but now is full of crazy psychopaths who don't know what the fuck they are talking about anymore.
3. A facebook group that people use to worship Candis Leigh and Nichole Honer
4. A place full of noobz
5. 5 too many groups on facebook
Nick: It looks like some girls are following us.
Kevin: I really hope none of those are Jonas Secrets girls, they might try to rape us.
Joe: That girl looks like Candis, let's ask for an autograph!
Kevin: I really hope none of those are Jonas Secrets girls, they might try to rape us.
Joe: That girl looks like Candis, let's ask for an autograph!
by asdfggfdsa123456789 December 23, 2008
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1. People who hate the Jonas Brothers. (No, really?)
2. People who hate the Jonas Brothers because, according to the Jonas Brothers Haters' enemies, the Jonas Brothers Fangirls, they are 'hawter' or more 'famouse' than the Jonas Brother Hater.
3. A group of mainly 13-17 year old boys who are homophobic and would feel 'gay' if they said they liked the Jonas Brohers. (DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION. IT IS HIGHLY INACCURATE.)
4. Synonyms for awesome.
1. People who hate the Jonas Brothers. (No, really?)
2. People who hate the Jonas Brothers because, according to the Jonas Brothers Haters' enemies, the Jonas Brothers Fangirls, they are 'hawter' or more 'famouse' than the Jonas Brother Hater.
3. A group of mainly 13-17 year old boys who are homophobic and would feel 'gay' if they said they liked the Jonas Brohers. (DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION. IT IS HIGHLY INACCURATE.)
4. Synonyms for awesome.
by The Infinite Sadness May 31, 2009
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1. Canadian actor, best known for his role Nikola Tesla in the TV-series Sanctuary. Also co-founder of the Electric Company Theatre in Vancouver, Canada.
Jonathon is an extremely talented actor and a great person, as he managed to overcome the loss of his daughter Azra in 2009 and to continue his work.
He was nominated for Best Guest Performance by a Male in a Dramatic Series for his role in "Revelations part 2" (Sanctuary) for the Leo Awards 2009 and won a Jessie award in 2011 for Outstanding Original Script.
The fans call him "J-Yo", this nickname having been proposed by his colleague on Sanctuary, Ryan Robbins.
2. Can also be used as an adjective, generally referring a mixture of pure epicness and sexiness.
Jonathon is an extremely talented actor and a great person, as he managed to overcome the loss of his daughter Azra in 2009 and to continue his work.
He was nominated for Best Guest Performance by a Male in a Dramatic Series for his role in "Revelations part 2" (Sanctuary) for the Leo Awards 2009 and won a Jessie award in 2011 for Outstanding Original Script.
The fans call him "J-Yo", this nickname having been proposed by his colleague on Sanctuary, Ryan Robbins.
2. Can also be used as an adjective, generally referring a mixture of pure epicness and sexiness.
1. Jonathon is my favorite actor! I love him so much!
Jonathon Young has the most ruffable hair ever.
2.That guy is so abnormally hot and delicious, he's so J-Yo!
Jonathon Young has the most ruffable hair ever.
2.That guy is so abnormally hot and delicious, he's so J-Yo!
by blackkitty June 28, 2011
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Anyways He was a lovely man who was a wonderful husband to his wife Erina Pendleton and quite the gentlemen at that, even though he is clearly gay-
Right as I was saying he was loved by all including Speedwagon which after pursuing Jonathan he created the SWF which is the Speed wagon foundation, which specializes in finding better healthcare in scientific research and taking care of the rest of the Joestar bloodline.
This said Jonathan Joestar was a great man and he should be someone to look up to, also he is fucking gay Idek why Araki-
ANYWAYS He's a good JOJO okay now FUCK OFF DIO AND LET THE MAN LIVE-
basically calling someone a ✨Jonathan Joestar ✨ is being a wonderful human being DAMMIT-
Anyways He was a lovely man who was a wonderful husband to his wife Erina Pendleton and quite the gentlemen at that, even though he is clearly gay-
Right as I was saying he was loved by all including Speedwagon which after pursuing Jonathan he created the SWF which is the Speed wagon foundation, which specializes in finding better healthcare in scientific research and taking care of the rest of the Joestar bloodline.
This said Jonathan Joestar was a great man and he should be someone to look up to, also he is fucking gay Idek why Araki-
ANYWAYS He's a good JOJO okay now FUCK OFF DIO AND LET THE MAN LIVE-
basically calling someone a ✨Jonathan Joestar ✨ is being a wonderful human being DAMMIT-
"Aki is such a ✨Jonathan Joestar✨"
" yeah, bro he's totally a JOJO, OH SHIT HIS BODY IS BEING STOLEN-"
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" yeah, bro he's totally a JOJO, OH SHIT HIS BODY IS BEING STOLEN-"
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Did you meet Jonathan Cook?
Yes he was so nice & funny & cute!
Did you see Jonathan's tweet?
Yes it made my day:)
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Angelica: OMGSH! Look at Nicks JONASS!
Andi: No, i swear, Kevins is way better.
Pamela: But Joe's Jonass is firmer....
Andi: No, i swear, Kevins is way better.
Pamela: But Joe's Jonass is firmer....
by lyssasauruss April 10, 2008
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