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Shade Jacking

When a person makes some ridiculous comparison on a current news topic, completely not about said topic, with the intent to take some moral high ground by referencing their agenda, or old news story, attempting to throw shade on the current topic, while high jacking the other people back to their topic.
"Everybody is so upset about a dead lion, but nobody even cares about dead babies".... Shade Jacking.
by Revilious August 31, 2015
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cyber jacking

When a man or woman can’t get laid in real life, the sit in front of the computer and jackoff.
Quit sitting around the house cyber jacking all the time, go out and purchase some pussy.
by Elwipfo April 22, 2018
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jacking off in a corner

When someone periodically dissapears or leaves for no apparent reason or without warning during intense or important moments. Which then follows a question period of the persons whereabouts. When the person repeatedly disapears, the group assumes the person is an idiot and is most likely jackin'off some place.
Bob: Dude, where the hell is Adam.
Dan: No clue, probably jacking off in a corner somewhere.
by Sniperrul January 10, 2007
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bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider
johny got bikejacked near cantral park
by tom November 30, 2003
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jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.
I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.
by Patrick April 23, 2008
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jacking off

rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum
what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere
by I'm jacking off September 7, 2003
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bi-jacking

(v.) To pose as bi-sexual to another who you are attracted to so you appear kinky instead of plain, boring, homely or nerdy. The intent is to place the girl-girl, or, less often, the boy-boy image in the others' mind, and to be more seductive. Bi-jacking can be used to seem to be interested in kinkiness such as a threeway or orgy scenario.
I knew she/he was bi-jacking me when she/he admitted that they had never been with someone of the same sex, but just thought about it once in a while. She/he bi-jacked him/her.
by quipu72 February 5, 2009
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