Jewish Power Play 

A move by a greedy person or corporation or higher entity to rip you or a consumer off by making them buy or pay an extortionate fee for some bullshit that they didn't want or agreed to sign up for.

1. Joe: Hey Bob did you hear that Bank of America will soon be charging you a monthly fee for having a checkings account?

Bob: Yeah i heard that too on Yahoo, you would think that those cheap bastards would be in fine shape with having just laid off 30,000 workers but i guess the CEO still isn't satisfied with his all time high personal benefits...

Joe: Yeah that is such a Jewish Power Play from those greedy bastards.

Jewish Power Play by MacGregor9310 September 30, 2011

Jewish Jeopardy 

The banter/dropping of names between two Jews of finding out who knows who

"Do you know Irving, Miriams husband that lives in Florida? "
"Ahh doesn't he have a brother that lives in an apartment above Gristedes between west 62nd and 63rd?"
"Oye I know that schmuck very vell"
"Then you must know my brother Izzy then?"

Jewish Jeopardy by Uncle Tom March 22, 2005

Jewish lapdance

Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.

I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.

Jewish lapdance by The Real Slutfarm November 6, 2009

Jewish Pudding Cup 

When a person lies on their back while naked and put the legs over their head. (This must be prepared a few hours before hand due to the fact that a butt plug is necessary to expand the anus.) The person then removes the butt plug and wait for their sexual partner(s). (Also a must: The partner on the delivering end must have a bad case of diarrhea.) The person on the delivering end then proceeds to 'take a shit' in the receivers anus, the delivering party the sits down, with a spoon and consumes the 'pudding' from the receivers anus. (This must all occur inside of an active gas chamber, because if you are down to do this shit, you need to be killed anyways.)

Cameron wanted to try something a bit more kinky then the usual, so he asked Andrew if he would like to partake in the sexual act of "The Jewish Pudding Cup."

Jewish Pudding Cup by PyvT June 15, 2014

Jewish-Christian Hanukkah 

Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.

Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.

Jewish-Christian Hanukkah by Shlomoh Geffen December 27, 2006

Jewish spinner 

A girl small enough to spin like a dreidel in a guy's lap. Patty Stanger likes spinners.

Put that Jewish spinner in my lap... so I can tap that!

Jewish spinner by InterasanteL April 20, 2010

Jewish maneuver 

Driving in a manner that is selfish and or cheap.

#1 "Did you see that Jewish maneuver that guy just pulled up there." "He just drove up the center median to pass an extra 10 cars before the interchange!"

#2 "She just took that parking spot while i obviously had my blinker on waiting!"

#3 "I just pulled a Jewish maneuver! I told the parking attendant that I work across the street and that my boss had forgotten to give me the damn parking pass."

Jewish maneuver by R. Cireeze February 11, 2009