jewish bankruptcy

Burning down your business for the insurance money

He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired

by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017

Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"

Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!

by laserv September 10, 2011

Jewish Liver

The inability to drink excessive quantities of alcohol

Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.

by JewChainz February 5, 2014

jewish dave

Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots

Jewish Dave used the power of the Jew tool to open that stlth pod

by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019

Jewish Beyblade

dreidel

lmao dreidel more like jewish beyblade

by X-Æ-A-13 October 30, 2021

Jewish Cartel

A group of delinquents under the name of Jewish Cartel ™. Known for Jewish-American Organized Crime.

"Hey Mike, is that Jewish Cartel?" asked Chris "HOLY SHIT ITS JEWISH CARTEL!" Mike yelled.

"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.

by Whipqin December 24, 2021

Jewish Friend

My Jewish friend has always treated me as kindly as my own mom.

My Jewish friend is unique . My Jewish friend rarely gossips. Has a "light" yet caring attitude and is fair almost all of the time.

by Chrystal Cooper January 25, 2022