Jade

Jade is kind of a crazy person. She is super innocent but you wouldn't expect it. A great gymnist, she can often be found doing backflips when she's had a few drinks. She's easy to get along with and I absolutely love her. She is my soulmate and Jades and Joes are meant to be 2gethr. Their the best, nicest, prettiest people you will ever meet. Anyone's life will be brighter with a Jade all up in there.

-Carson: "omg Joe! Did you see that girl doing backflips??"

-Joe: "yeah man. She's a total Jade."

by Jpw February 17, 2014

Jaden

My name is jaden half of these are some how right

My name is jaden

by Hello my name is_______ July 14, 2020

Jade-flip

The action of flipping your hair (usually bangs) to the side. Popularized by AFI's Jade Puget, hence the name.

Dude, Jade does the Jade-flip in almost every single AFI interview!

by Karanime November 14, 2007

Jaderade

A girl who is hot that plays sports at the same time.

She is so jaderade when playing soccer.

by jade chade July 15, 2010

Jadeous

To be sharp, with a sexy mysterious facade. Tempting.

The new guys is totally jadeous!

by whimsicaly July 6, 2011

Jade-Swiss Cheese

a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.

Watch out for that Jade-Swiss Cheese..... it'll make you barf out your insides.....

by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

jaded hope

A flicker of hope that is overwhelmed by walls of jade that contain hatred and love.

MM and GC totally like like each other but their jaded hope is totally blocking out all of those good vibes.

by AlexEvenstar June 13, 2017