itchy lava

The feeling a teenage boy gets when he is about to ejaculate all over the place

"Damn man, itchy lava feels so good"

by sss83001 March 15, 2017

why is my leg so itchy

When a persons leg is so itchy they ask the question.

Dharma is itching her leg and screams, "Why is my leg so itchy?!"

by chribistibiniba May 14, 2010

itchy

A word that describes the physical feeling of itchiness that is caused by taking opiates, such as Vicodin, Oxycotin, ect.
Used as slang term to describe the consumption of opiates.

"Hey, you trying to get itchy this weekend?"

"They gave my brother a lot of Vicodin after he had his wisdom teeth out...He got hella itchy!"

by Cheshire Desire September 17, 2007

Itchin' for pissin'

When you are irritated and/or agitated from not being able to release your bladder for urination.

Dude 1: "dude I have an itchin' for pissin'."

Dude 2: "why?"

Dude 1: " because their is no where to take a leak!"

by ATWONTHEGREAT December 25, 2010

itchy and scratchy

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)

They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom

by Brother Number One July 15, 2008

the itchy dick

that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.

"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."

by Noogles ECU December 4, 2007

Itchasketch

Pictures and patterns created in the seat of ones underwear from continual, and sometimes painful rectal itching.

Darling, you have an image similar to the 'Study after Velazquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X' in the gusset of your y fronts.
How did that happen?

Ahhh that, it was a simple, yet furious itchasketch I created during a meeting this afternoon sweetie!

by KingEricCantona May 15, 2009