iTechie 

someone who thinks they are technically savvy, but their knowledge only extends to Apple products so they are not worthy of a full designation as a "techie". synonym: iDiot

That dude is such an iTechie, he doesn't even know what an Android phone is or how to use an Ubuntu netbook.

iTechie by TBGadgetman July 20, 2010

bitchy itchies 

another term for scabies. usually given before actual diagnosis (scabies is often misdiagnosed as dermititis). the bitchy itchies really suck and causes constant horrid itching which leads to becoming incredibly bitchy all the time.

this term could be used to describe any horribly itchy rash that seems to not go away easily, but the nature of scabies suits it well.

"dude don't get your bitchy itchies on me!!"

"still got the bitchy itchies man?"

bitchy itchies by ultraduckling14 May 28, 2009

the itchies 

noun: A temporary psychosomatic condition wherein the afflicted person experiences itching sensations at various locations around the body. Most of the itchy spots have no physical reason to be itchy, though a bout of the itcgies may be triggered by an initial legitimate itch (like an insect bite or rash).

Sign that gives you the itchies: "Please do not scratch on this premisis."

the itchies by sarcen May 27, 2014

itechlegend 

A Person who wishes to become a legend in the field of Information Technology. An Individual who sets a milestone in the history of computers and the world of communications in the emerging new technological advancements of the Information Era.

This guy is a real 'ItechLegend'.
We are looking for 'ItechLegend's.
I am an ItechLegend.

itechlegend by itechlegend February 8, 2010

Itchies 

Pain pills such as loraltabs, percocets, or any generic opioid that make you happy yet itchy.

Dude before I came over I popped like 5 Itchies and im feeling greaaaat!

Itchies by Da Beaks January 21, 2011

Itchies and scratchies 

Generic term for sexually transmitted diseases.

That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.

Itchies and scratchies by Jetters September 6, 2007

Itchie wawa 

generally an illegal immigrant from mexico, central or south america whiling to do some of the shittiest jobs that most americans have no desire to do. typically they wear cowboy boots blue jeans and a flannel button down. their 8-15 hour day of hard labor almost always ends with an envelope of no more then 80 dollars cash.

before we head to the job this morning we must pick up an itchie wawa in front of mcdonalds on main street

i do not want to rake my lawn so i will just get an itchie wawa to take care of it

that itchie wawa looked in his envelope and asked for more money, i said get the fuck out of my truck before i call the INS

Itchie wawa by Bfischer December 7, 2010