garden hose

1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose.

2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.

1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"

Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."

2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."

by cpkay September 16, 2010

Hose Head

Taken from Canadien slang, "Hoser", which carries two meanings in Canuck culture. The first, given to the losing team of a hockey game whose job was to hose down the ice after the game. Second came from the gas shortage in Canada decades ago, desperate Canadiens would be caught sucking fuel from cars with make shift garden siphon.

Good game hose heads, have fun mopping the ice.

by Vinnie Boombatz. September 21, 2015

Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

hose painter

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023

Free-hosing

When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.

"Oh my god, did you see Larry the other night? he was free-hosing it!"

by bussypee August 22, 2022

nose hose

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.

It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.

by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018

craigslist hose

Relates to a person that has so many kinks its unimaginable

(also relates to a cheap hose that easily kinks up)

Kendall is such a craigslist hose, she has so many kinks that she doesn't know what she's in to.

by pooponyourgirl October 20, 2021