Psycho Hose Beast 

Psycho [ex] who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.

I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.

Psycho Hose Beast by RebelJel December 24, 2019

Lemonade Hose 

A goofy ahh way of saying penis (because pee is yellow like lemonade and comes out of a tubular object)

Quandale Dingle: My acquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was spotted giving his father’s lemonade hose twisty wisties

Lemonade Hose by Nig bigger dick June 25, 2022

San Francisco garden hose 

The act of pissing out the window of a moving car.

Fuck dude, I gotta piss but we're in the middle of nowhere and I don't wanna pull over.
It's fine man, just pull a San Francisco garden hose.

San Francisco garden hose by Renguardo June 10, 2020

Fire Hose 

When your fucking a chick in the ass (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.

I gave this chick a Fire Hose this weekend. She never saw it cumming.

Fire Hose by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010

mud-hose 

When you walk into the public restroom and hear the sounds of explosive diareah amplified by the the porcelain you are hearing a mud-hose. A mud-hose usually emmits an oder similar to that of a nursing home bedpan.

I walked into the bathroom at work and heard Bill working his mud-hose.

mud-hose by J T Naylor August 8, 2005

meat hose 

1. taco bells way of supplying meat

Rupert: Can i have a Taco?
Taco bell: No, SOrry our meat hose is cloged

meat hose by Polly G January 11, 2007

Pale Hose 

A nickname for the Chicago White Sox.

2005 was a good season for the Pale Hose.

Pale Hose by johnnyt471 April 25, 2008