boobana hammock

This is the term used to describe the female version of a banana hammock; it's when a female wears a sports bra, thus creating a hammock effect, otherwise known as a uniboob.

Look at that boobana hammock over yonder.

by Ms. Pseud November 20, 2010

Hammocking

The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.

My fiancé and I went hammocking this weekend.

by Dcoates80 June 14, 2018

Hammocking

A variation of autoerotic asphyxiation utilizing a support stool with the addition of tying a noose or belt around the base of the scrotum sack with the other end attached to a support beam or tree. After attachment of the neck and scrotum is secured, the stool is removed by the hammocker or a “spotter” and the hammocker then hangs in the air while masturbating.

So, I walked into Judd Nelson's place and his spotter totally fell asleep during a wicked hammocking session. Judd was all foaming from the mouth but smiling like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.

by Nostromo2 December 2, 2011

Hamood

God. One more powerful than any mortal. An inspirational, amazing being among men.

George: Hey, Alex. What did you do this weekend?

Alex: Hamood.

George: What?

Alex: Hamood habibi hamood hamood habibi.

by toasttoasttoast October 22, 2020

like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl

(Simile) Bleeding excessively.

This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

titty hammock

a titty hammock is most commonly referred to as a bra.

let me sling my DD's up in a titty hammock real quick and we can go.

by achebester May 20, 2006

hamsome

(Adj.) Of or pertaining to a member of any sex or species who is both attractive and corpulent

Good god, John Goodman is a hamsome man.

by gmcclell January 7, 2010