Gordon's Vodka

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?

Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.

by lizzi May 19, 2005

jeff gordon

(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you

this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.

by kaiser von fresh January 5, 2009

Gordon Pinsent

One of Canada's most beloved and well-known actors, he is a Canadian icon who starred in television and theatre as a film actor.

Gordon Pinsent is Canada's Sean Connery.

by john2 October 21, 2010

Gordo

It's spanish for "Fat"

Necesito Amar De Un Ruso Gordo

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

Gordon Spot

The back of your ballsack that is hard to see and rarely gets washed.

I cut myself trying to shave my Gordon Spot.

by hittman August 29, 2005

Gordon Brown eye

The act of ejaculating into, or towards, another’s nose with such force that temporary blindness is induced in the recipient’s eye.

during oral sex he withdrew his penis, aimed at her nose and gave her a classic Gordon Brown eye.

or

following a frantic nose job his cum came out of her eye, the poor dear had a Gordon Brown eye.

by Herrick the great March 15, 2010

Gordon

A fun loving, outgoing person.

Likes to hang around with girls and likes playing sports with the guys. -- Ladies Man .

Paul: yo lets go shoot some hoops after school
Gordon: nahh gonnaa be with the ladies at the park.

Paul: aww. you trippin'
Gordon: jealous much ? :D

by gerdin May 22, 2010