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grower

a penis that appears small when limp but SUPPOSEDLY gets bigger when erect.

however, this phenomenon does not actually exist and this term was invented by a man who was caught with a limp penis by one of his friends and quickly tried to justify it by saying he is in fact, a grower rather that admitting the embarrassing truth that he is less of a man than his friend with the big dick
Friend 1: You bro i think your dicks hanging out, not even trying to front, you got that small dick...Friend 2: no (nervously covers up) im a grower, it gets way bigger when im hard...Friend 1: so does mine...Friend 2: na like way bigger
by j420kid January 10, 2011
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Gower

A mass of creepy, unkempt, dirty Male specimen who will do anything in his power to make you uncomfortable in his presence. (Speak really creepily, stare at you intently for long periods of time, gets in your personal space and refuses to leave)
Anyone: please get Gower away from me, he makes me uncomfortable

Teachers: fuck off
by GoAbsolutelyBonkers April 21, 2019
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Gloweczewski

gayist name ever specially if first name is ian
they are all fat and have fucken 38DD tits
ian was jumping rope and gave himself a black eye
by ozzie February 10, 2005
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Glowers

Glowers have very large cocks and tend to fall in love with the perfect person for them. They are very fragile people so take care of them.

Ps they never miss.
Camilla fell in love with one of the glowers.
by Gleauers October 29, 2020
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Glowerworm

(aloof, craven, glower, & worm), someone who takes pride in or feels justified by scowling at someone else anonymously; expressing hostility towards someone, without verbally addressing that individual directly, privately or publicly; someone who conveys anger with another individual, without saying anything.
That guy scowling in the restaurant may be esteemed in his own community, but I now realize that he is either another glowerworm or just a figment of my twisted imagination.
by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010
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growerling

when your mad and glowering, and then someone makes you even madder, so you growl, which in the case of growerling...is a combination of glowering and groweling.
emily made me mad so i was muttering behind her back, and she made me even madder, so i was growerling behind her back.
by brandan suibb January 11, 2008
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gloser

Not just a regular loser, but a fakin-g loser.
He's not just a loser, he's a gloser!
by beesyboo April 13, 2011
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