Flabs of Steel

It's what someone has when they act as if they are muscular or skinny- but are- well- FAT (or just biiiggg losers). 97.2% of them are douchebags. The other 2.8% is big people with WAYYY too much self-esteem. Look out for these ones- they're usually nut jobs.

"Hey, you met Tyler Bennett?"

"Yeah, he's got Flabs of Steel like shit, man."

"That douchebag."

by The Original Ninja, Bitch :D October 5, 2009

Flobobo

Flobobo is a word that derives from a random chick in vermont in 2011 who was bored and hyper. it has no meaning. it answers everything.

hey do you wanna go to the movies with me?
Flobobo.

so is that a yes...?

by krazy4muffins August 4, 2011

Flobber Waspies

When you're extremely high or intoxicated to the point where you get the sensations of both falling and the room spinning.

Bro I can't move I have the fucking flobber waspies.

by Bigboiirythem April 21, 2018

floasting

when u like someone but u don’t want to make it obvious so you roast them in order to not show ur flirting.

Stephanie: “OMG Brenda you’re totally floasting right now!”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”

by spicybruv June 4, 2018

Flobble

To flop onto a bed or any squishy surface with extreme force.

Bob comes home from baseball practice and flobbles himself onto his bed.

by a.fat.egg.donkey August 25, 2019

Flobble

The remnants of faeces found on ones nose after engaging in oral sex from behind

This flobble smells like turnips
"Darling, could you fetch the flobble flannel?"

by STX. June 24, 2003

floby

A bitchy person who doesn't care about anyone but herself. She is ugly, self obsessed and rude.

Oh my god that whore is such a floby!

by FFFFFFFFFFyeah December 29, 2013