Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
Old woman: Can you play with my naughty area?
Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?
Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?
by Charles mason'sapussy June 27, 2014
It is similar to the act of flicker gooning however you paint your penis blue and sing play up pompey whilst doing this, this is a popular act in the city of Portsmouth, UK
by Googlebop February 05, 2025
aldis flicker gooning is an act wher you walk into an aldi and blast a massive yoy know what elser is massive? MANGO MANGO MANGO 13 kg load over the peabnut butter in the amazing load of kanye wesy
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I Aldis flicker gooning bout to cuuum uhhhhhhgh
by PIayboi Carti December 29, 2024
James Chinese flicker goon.
by Chinese flicker goon January 15, 2025
Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024
A piece of popcorn kernel that gets stuck in your gum next to your teeth that you can't pull out but you can feel it with your tongue and flick it hoping to dislodge it.
by DreamNoLibs October 10, 2018