facially defeated

Someone who gets hit by an ugly stick

"Look at that girl over there."
"Umm, dude, she is facially defeated."

by waronstring July 16, 2008

facial

facial- verb(v.), noun(n.)

1.a: v. - The act of unloading spunk upon a man or woman's face.
1.b: n. - A load of semen on a man or woman's face.

2.a: v. - Deep cleansing of the face by various means including; steam, exfoliation, extraction, creams, lotions, masks, peels, and massage.

1: Zach went to the Saigon Spa to give a facial for $20.00.

2: Jessica went to the Oasis Spa to get a facial and skin rejouvinating treatment.

by Zach Lanouette October 10, 2005

Facial Smackdown

The act of a male grasping his penis and striking his partner in his or her face as a sexual activity.

I wanted her to feel the pain, so I gave her a brutal facial smackdown

by Satanrising666 July 11, 2016

Your Local Fadila

That one person who always looking for peace and avoids conflicts. She often say "Hmmmm" and "Peace and Love 😎✌️🌟❤️🍒🦏🎶🥦❤️☮️"

"What is wrong with that person? And why she keeps saying 'Hmmmmm' a lot?"
"Yeah, and why she keeps saying 'Peace and Love' too like a hippie?"
"I think she's Your Local Fadila."

by across._the._universe_ January 30, 2021

facial

1.) A cosmetic treatment applied to the face.
2.) A huge load of cum applied to the face.

1.) My wife had that weird green crap on her face that is known as a facial.
2.) Later, I blew my load on my wife's face, thus providing a facial.

by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 9, 2008

fabiana

A fabulous and cool artist who wears too-short skirts.

The fabiana is cool!

by The Buffman May 5, 2006

Fabian

A Fabian is an awkward, anti-social person that tends to keep to himself. But once you get to know Fabian he is a great guy. He's the type of person that is cool just to chill with. If he's your friend he will go out of his way to help you out. He is a very charming and will use his whit to talk to the opposite sex and to get free things out of people. He is also a very intelligent person, he is good with electrical things and can master any task you put in front of him. Although Fabian is a great intelligent person he tends to be very cheap and a very bad speller. If you have a Fabian in your group you should consider yourself lucky because they are hard to come by.

Dang Fabian is so cheap he always gets water to drink.

by Awesome2530 August 5, 2012