Glasgow Facial

Like the spiderman (where a male pulls out during sex, cums in his hand and throws it into his partners face) although instead of throwing, just smushes it into their face instead.

"Treated my bird to a nice Glasgow Facial the other day, she weren't too happy".

by Lynneface April 17, 2005

facial

when a man cums over someone else(s)'s face.

i answered the door wearing only a lace baby-doll. he took one look at my huge breasts, and pushed me onto the ground. i unbuttoned his pants and began to suck his dick while he ate me out. finaly i couldn't take it and i shoved his dick into me. he started pumping as fast as he could go and i screamed in pleasure. after i had orgasmed he pulled out and gave me a facial.

by crowg May 15, 2007

Facial Eclipse

When a woman with a large ass (aka moon) sits on the face of her sexual partner, covering it completely.

I'd love to facial eclipse Hugh Jackman.

by shankaskank October 17, 2010

facial genocide

A romantic coined term to ejaculate on your sexual partner's face.

My friend who works for EA, always use facial genocide to express his love to his girlfriend

by phat_tonyca June 25, 2008

fackage

A fat package. Chubby, but not fat; that is to say, a little extra weight. The one and only Fackage I know was only a fackage until the age of 12. They all slim out. Usually....

Kim: Hey Fackage, I see you are packing on the extra food for hibernation.

Fackage: Yeah. I always need a few extra pounds around this time of year.

Kim: More like every time of year.

by sparkplenty9 July 8, 2007

facial nappy

A contraption used to absorb faecal matter excreted via the mouth i.e. verbal diarrhoea. Often prescribed to people who have little to no self conscience, believe everything they say is fact, lack a filter between their mind and mouth, or just talk straight shit.

Complete Tool: "I got my sweet Lada up to 300kmh last night. Pretty insane aye Dad."
Depressed Dad: "Um, yeah maybe its time we got you a facial nappy son."

by matm March 20, 2008

Facial Feature

A pornographic movie that ends with a man cumming on a girl's face (also known as a facial).

Tim: Hey Bob, what movie are you watching over there?

Bob: Oh, this is an old classic. One of the best facial features out there.

by YakLeader9 April 4, 2010