key to escape reality

some righteous ganja.

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams

by john harper September 15, 2006

escapee

A squirt of crap that escapes into your pants, usually occurs while exercising

"Aww, nutz. I got an escapee in my pants i gotta go"

by Mr. Grundle March 20, 2004

No Escape

For a girl to engage in sexual intercourse while getting every hole filled.

That girl got filled in her mouth, booty hole ad poonans at one time. That's a 'No escape'.

by JTthe niggs January 26, 2012

escared

persian way of saying "scared"

vat is dat ting moving? OH ITS EH rat, iam so escared of rats.

by rozana September 19, 2003

Sweet escape

a escape to utopia.

Sweet escape anyone?

by Si-beast January 31, 2009

escapability

One's ability to pull out mid-cum when you realize she is bat shit crazy.

Good thing I've been working on my escapability, because last I was about to blow my load into my one-night stand when she looked deep into my eyes and screamed, "I want your babies!"

by Phil Nye February 1, 2015

escargot

Explicit porn pictures, particularly tight shots of women's crotches. Comes from the term snail trail.

Q: can i send you some porn or blueprints?
A: No thanks, I'm not into escargot. And blueprints? WTF?

by Lady Csyde October 6, 2009