escapegoat

a person so clever and smart that they cannot be victimized or duped, a person who can use tricks or manoeuvres to escape a dangerous situation or predicament.

You cannot trap that guy. He is such an escapegoat.

by uttam maharjan July 21, 2010

escapetwice.com

The dark cave of infinite evil.

Escapetwice.com raped my dog, killed my sex drive, and drove my pimply teenage son to suicide!

by Joshua October 17, 2003

escapé

Adventure

Escapé Biiitch!!

by Black Wasp D9 June 20, 2019

Escape Room

Come in and find out

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by Dichael Mouglas November 22, 2022

Escape Goat

The lame, and probably fake excuse that someone comes up with to get the hell out of a relationship (or a relationshit).

Jack didn't know how to end his relationship with Carol, so he used the fact that they went to different schools as an Escape Goat

Matt - "Dude, you're finally single again?"
Richard - "Hell yea bro, I told Megan that I'm too busy at work and I couldn't handle the relationship."
Matt - "Nice Escape Goat!"

by Majdnoon October 25, 2011

Escapegoat

This maneuver entails an individual T-bagging or (ball-wiping)the face of another, while them being unconscious or in a sleeping state. This task must be done in an undetected and swift manor, ninja like one might say. This being accomplished, earns the up-most honor in the grotesque society of discussing activities.

"Oh man, Oh man, Steve's about the escapegoat Mark while he's pasted out drunk!"..."nice bro! you did it, sweet!"

Person A: "AAAhhh, that was a nice nap"
Person B: looks over with a grin "Escapegoaded!"
Person A: "NNooooo! Ah man, nice one bro. You got me good! haha" High five.

by Up Dog? October 18, 2008

escape the humdrum

Sex game usually played by gay men where one goes down on the other and has to make him come but dodge it and not get any on him, thus escaping the humdrum.

Hey Chris I'm in the mood, let's go escape the humdrum!

by grizz April 19, 2005