Dyson

-A brand of vacuum cleaner
-Somebody who sucks/a loser (from "You suck like a Dyson, bitch!")

Man, you're such a Dyson...

by Vex May 14, 2005

Dyson

The greatest invention in the world that allows you to clean up in the after partys at 2 o'clock the next morning when u wake up after getting wasted and ur parents are on the way home. (A vaccuum)

Shit that Dyson saved my ass nigga

by Lyle Brayden April 9, 2005

dyso

a dumb hoe who is good looking and also is really fun to be around. they are always so sweet and funny. they look older than they really are, and they’re great kissers.

“bro, she’s such a dyso. she’s probably a crackhead.”

by Gordonramsey938484 June 11, 2020

status dismorphia

a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.

'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'

'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'

by nink February 7, 2008

Dyson

A person who likes to go Bagless, i.e never uses condoms, esp in casual relationships

Butts is a real Dyson, he never Bags Up

by nezzy_22 March 30, 2009

Desmond

Another word for a drink. 'a liquid that can be swallowed as refreshment or nourishment'

That desmond is fucking lovely, mate!

by jh2k September 20, 2016

Colin Desmond

Biggest Spaz on the East Coast. Thinks he can beat people up but really couldn't even hurt a third grader

Dude, spaz, your acting like colin, but your punch actually hurt

by CAM December 23, 2004