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Pinewood Derby Car

An easily attainable wooden block used for boyscout races. Or self taught physics classes.
Locations where you can find them:
K-Mart, Wal Mart, McDonalds, CVS, Walgreens, Publix, BJ's, Sams, Costco, Petco, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Piggly Wiggly, Lowes, Home Depot, Burger King, Olive Garden, Busch Gardens, Spencers, Hollister, Goodwill, Beefs, Moes, Shanes Rib Shack, Quiznos, Subway, Sears, Cuck E Cheese, Dentists Office, Verizon, AA meetings, Sushi Bars, The Gym, The YMCA, Urologist, Suntrust, Gynecologist, Wendy's, Dicks sporting goods, Five Guys, Auntie Annies, Sonic, Blockbuster, Smoothie King, Ben n Jerrys, Starbucks, The Movie Theatre, Winn Dixie, Virgin Megastore, Nike Store, Walmart.com, Amazon.com, Ebay, Burlington Coat Factory, ABC Liqour, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, The Beach, Sunglass Hut, Bowling alleys, Hallmark, Taco Bell, Denny's, DQ, Arby's Captian D's, Long John Silvers, Apple Store, iTunes, Best Buy, Ford dealers, BMW, and GMC dealerships, The Barber Shop, Krusty Burger, Super Cuts, ROTC Buildings, Vending Machines, Garbage Cans, inside fish, in your garden, in your yard, Office Depot, Staples, In your kyphs, Target, Juice Zone, Orange Groves, The Grand Canyon, Ellis Island, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Pyramids, The Great Wall of china, in txt messages, UPS, FedEx, Chilis, Applebees, Nordstrom, Dillards, PacSun, Macaroni Grill, Champs, I sell them!
Nadsack: I cant find a friggin pinewood derby car!

Jon: Really? I got mine at CVS! they also sell them at ( insert blank from above)
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
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Derby, CT

A terrible town, if even that. With no money, no objects, nothing at all, you can't say you live in Derby. You just Derby.
With only a few good people from Derby, it is full of many sluts and playas. STAY AWAY FROM HERE. Relating a trash can or garbage or sh*t to Derby IS A DISGRACE TO THE OBJECT BEING RELATED. Sh*t, or a garbage can, or anything else, is 253 times better than "Derby-ing."
What smells like sh*t, Derby, CT ?
Nah, it doesn't smell THAT bad, Derby, CT is a lot worse.
by Chavezzz16 March 15, 2011
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DERBAL

Her derbal was hanging down by her knees
by pompey 657 September 12, 2006
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Deerballing

The form of paintball created by two very agg kids. They were at the Badlandz and the airball fields were closed so they sucked it up and played woodsball.

For those who dont know, woodsball kills the style of agg kids. And the two kids could not put up with it, so they created a new, better, style of the already amazing sport.

They were playing on a big woodsball field, well, not really playing, more like sitting down taking a nap. When all of a sudden, a deer came out of the woods and told us,
"I am the Deer of God. I am the best. Hop on my back, and we will rape the opposing team."

So they jumped on its back and completly raped tits.

End of story.
Zach-"Wanna go Deerballin?"
Jason-"Oh, of course! I'll drive you there too!"

Dan-"Hey Joe, wanna go deerballing? I just got a new hk longsleeve, we could do it!!!!!!1!"
Joe-"No, you fail so hard. Your not agg, and to deerball, you can't just be agg. You have to be gods."
by zmund lol January 20, 2008
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derb

Mainly means head, dome, or noggin.
little suzie always uses her derb, ever since she became a block head.
by Pinkie September 21, 2005
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Kentucky Derby

While receiving oral from your girlfriend, she is getting fucked by a horse. (You may or may not choose to film it and/or take bets to who will bust first.)
We were doing the kentucky derby and her mom walked in.
by boss ton pan cake January 12, 2009
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derby

by Bennett January 17, 2003
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